da da da da ba ba na na ba da da doo do do
George Lucas wrote starwars purely based on a holiday to India.
This is our newest hypothesis
~ in the desert you can shine a torch in the sky and it looks like a light sabre
~ there are really old men walking around who look and talk like Yoda
~ street bazars are identical to the bar in the planet Tattoine
~ camels sound like Chewbacca
~ Babafet lives in Jaisalmer
~ riding a scooter through indian traffic requires the same skill as riding a flying scooter in the Ewok planet
~ you can find all of princess Leah's costumes here
~ Indian men are like Lando Calrizian: they make you feel at home then sleaze on your girl and betray you
~ and finally, Darth Vader lives in a Jain temple in Ranagpur

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home