meet the company directors

miss moi moi "l'amour" o'hagan
PR
ms l'amour has advanced skills in espionage, devilish charm and enough spunk to melt the heart of any hard arsed indian hotelier..her role will incorporate high level negotiations, financial transactions and occasionally getting us out of any trouble we may land ourselves in..

sir luis alexandro gonzales
Directions and tactical specialist

as the only one who's read the lonely planet cover to cover, we'll be relying on luis for all things directional..he'll be counted on for what train to catch, where the train is going to and how many chickens to have seated on your lap at any one time

"Crazy" leigh robertson
This young man is to undertake the most critical role thus far: Australiana
he'll be called upon to regularly use phrases such as "well chop off me legs and call me shorty" as well as display a firm knowledge of australian sporting greats such as ricky ponting (at least that's what he told us in the interview)



Dr Anna Sidis
Medical
The Dr as she is affectionately known, armed with panadol, a few bandaids and a homeopathy for travellers kit will have the troublesome task of keeping the team healthy during the tour. This could quite possibly involve the holding back of hair and application of the old "there, there" in times of uncertainty. Having memorised the symptoms of most tropical diseases along with that tropical disease known in the medical world as "you've smoked too much hash" our team members are undoubtedly, in good hands..